Supernatural

The Hardy Boys Drink Your Milkshake! They Drink It Up!

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Sorry, I had to do it. Dumbass El Deano and Dimwit Sammy track down another component of this year's ultimate weapon while Dead Bobby takes a hotel maid for a ride. It's a great big snooze.

Fringe

Love’s Got the World In Motion

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Peter and Olivia go apartment hunting, but there’s this little matter of Walter killing Olivia to deny Bell his new world that they have to deal with first.

American Idol

Hometown Heroes

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Everyone in the top three goes home -- but on purpose.

Revenge

Dog Day Afternoon

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It's time to start hunting down this white-haired man.

America's Next Top Model

Messes in a Bottle

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There are yet more go-sees, and two-thirds of the final three fall apart when forced to pose inside a giant perfume bottle.

Derek picks Karen to play Marilyn, which sends Ivy into a tailspin of possibly suicidal despair, so she tells Karen how she slept with Dev and the whole show teeters on the verge of disaster. But then Karen sings the hell out of that eleven o'clock number, and everything wraps up beautifully — except we all still wonder how much better Ivy would've done it. But at least Ellis gets fired. HOORAY!

House

The Next to the Last House on the Left

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Wilson wants to give up and die, but House doesn't want to let him. Featuring the return of Doctor Thirteen.

Grey's Anatomy

Everybody Hurts

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Decisions are made, futures decided, and then we get a good, old-fashioned, Grey's-season-ending-style wrench thrown into everything. A wrench shaped like an airplane.

Dancing With The Stars

End of the World

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When there are only four couples left, the filler gets even more intense. Luckily, it's mostly live performances instead of endless clip packages.

Glee

Light At The End Of The Tunnel

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The children triumph at Nationals. Oh, and Will and Emma totally do it.

Glee

Hit Her Again!

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The body switch we've all heard about happens, and it's as fun as we hoped it'd be. But then Tina wakes up from her fantasy after only ten minutes. Can't we put her in a medically-induced coma for a couple of seasons?